How hot are small appliances? Today, the Internet celebrity is recommending it, and tomorrow there will be people posting orders in the circle of friends. I used to count on small appliances to create a refined atmosphere and improve the quality of life, but after personal experience, I found that these flashy small appliances could not escape the fate of eating ashes in the corner.
My friend Xiaohui bought a new house. Before moving in, she asked me to recommend several small appliances that can improve her quality of life. I am not talented, and my husband and I are famous in the circle of friends as "buying and buying blindly", so everyone wants to come to me to listen to the evaluation before shopping. I told Xiaohui truthfully: "If you don't want to buy something like a small appliance, you will eat ashes if you buy it!" Xiaohui, who was ready to search for the same model at the end of the video, was still a little unwilling: "I want to go to your house to experience it in person! "
Wow, I'm also optimistic that many internet celebrities have recommended this breakfast machine!" As soon as she entered the door, Xiaohui spotted the co-branded breakfast machine that I posted on the Moments last month. And it is one of the things I want to complain about the most. The online recommendation only mentions the advantages, not the disadvantages! The kind of "slowness" that the breakfast machine treats food, I suspect, is to test people's patience - I want to eat an omelette in the morning, and after 3 minutes, the egg has not set and formed, I can't wait to put the egg on the electric blanket to try it. Moreover, the breakfast machine is still pitifully small. You can't put sausages if you put eggs, and the ingredients have to line up on the pot. I said to Xiaohui, "If you want to rely on this breakfast machine to make the whole family have breakfast, either you can afford it before dawn, or everyone will be late!" The key is what I thought it would make. ”, but after all, it is no different from an ordinary cooking pot.
Today's small home appliances are all so beautifully designed. A little bit of black technology will make people confused. When they are watching videos, they will make up the pictures they use, but they only know how beautiful they are when they use them. exists only in the imagination. "Look, the ice cream machine plus the cost of buying raw materials is equivalent to at least 20 yuan per popsicle!" Every time Xiaohui "plants" a small appliance, I can list N reasons for "pulling weeds": " There is also the most pitted noodle machine, and the noodle formula must be accurate to 0.1 gram, otherwise it will not be pressed into shape, and you have to keep an eye on the whole process when using it, and it is even more troublesome to clean. It is better to buy it directly in the supermarket downstairs!”
Xiaohui was still a little unwilling to give up: "What about this bean sprout machine..." When I heard it, I could only tell her the story with a wry smile. My husband loves to eat bean sprouts, but he saw on the Internet that many bean sprouts sold in the market have added hormones. I don’t know if the precise push of big data has played a role. The bean sprout machine was right in his arms, so he immediately placed an order and planned to grow it himself. As a result, the bean sprouts developed unevenly. I forgot to cover the lid once, and was scratched by the cat, which made it even worse.
2.5 yuan can buy a pound of bean sprouts in the supermarket. My husband spends a lot of money to buy a machine and spends a lot of time on research. In order not to waste the money and time invested, I forced him to eat bean sprouts for a week, but unfortunately he has not been able to pay back the cost, and his love for bean sprouts was washed away by the trouble of growing bean sprouts.
Just as I was talking, my husband came back from get off work: "Daughter-in-law, look at the artifact I bought for pounding garlic!" Oh, yes, my husband still loves garlic, and he is full of obsession with pounding garlic - market and pounding garlic Garlic-related tools are basically all collected in my house. I saw my husband proudly took out the latest electric garlic pounder, picked up a few cloves of garlic and put it in, and pressed the switch. After humming for 30 seconds, a small dollop of fine garlic paste is done.
When Xiaohui saw it, she was moved again: "You can start with this!" But just as she was about to experience it herself, the button failed... After 20 minutes of "rush repair" by her husband, she found out that the internal circuit was burnt out. I patted Xiaohui earnestly: "Okay, you can cross out one more item from the grass planting list."
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